Aquatic Punster Gifts

Swimming lanes in a bathtub

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Chicken soup for the sole.

Water is discovered on the moon....

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'Is the water cold?'

'It's a treasure map.'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

Uranus always gets a bad rap. Tap tap tap tap tap. What do you mean, dorkboy? I mean, no matter how mature people think they are, they always, always want to chuckle when they say "Uranus." Come on, Sadie. You know you want to smirk, even if it's in secret. What if I told you Uranus is slightly bigger than Neptune? Not chuckling! Uranus is always the butt of the joke.

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

Hands off my IP

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

The Dark Side of the Moon.

I have a higher escape velocity than you! It has nothing to do with being clingy!

Professional Cell Phone Accessories

He's very defensive about his personal space.

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

Shark in the swimming pool.