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Swimming lanes in a bathtub

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Water is discovered on the moon....

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'Is the water cold?'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'It's a treasure map.'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

Hands off my IP

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

The Dark Side of the Moon.

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Shark in the swimming pool.

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

Surfin' the web.