Surf Punster Gifts

'So, what'd I tell ya, huh? Just like chicken on a biscuit.'

Tree house.

I think you're ace

Dogs life

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'Is the water cold?'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

They just found two more dark moons around Uranus. Are you winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke? No, they really do think they found two new moons there. Kind of suspicious, if you ask me. As long as I can remember, Uranus had 27 moons, and the Solar System had 9 planets, including Pluto. Now those numbers change all the time. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us we have to Uranuses. Yeah ... pretty sure you're winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke.

'Well, you were convicted on three out of ten counts - at least we beat the point spread.'

Hands off my IP

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

How the planets of the solar system are known to their friends

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

Professional Cell Phone Accessories

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Shark in the swimming pool.

Surfin' the web.

Mobile Holmes.

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

Timmy Gets Solitary.