
'I can't come out and play because I'm in 'Time-Out.' Although here at Grandma's it's more like 'Time-Out Lite.' '
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'I can't come out and play because I'm in 'Time-Out.' Although here at Grandma's it's more like 'Time-Out Lite.' '
"Talk nerdy to me."
baby sweetcorn...
'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'
'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'
Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.
"Puss in cement boots"
Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"
"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."
"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."
A Club Sandwitch.
"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"
Tequila Mockingbird
'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'
Plum jam...
"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"
"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."
"My guess it's guacamole."
'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'
Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'
'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'
"Hair spray"
"Caption contest"
The best goalie in the world!
'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'
Yakety-Yak
Hot Dog Animals: $2
"Krill, baby, krill."
Procrastinators Incorporated
Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).
'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'
"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."
"Frosty the Repairman"
How Romans give each other a high five...
"That's right, Carl. I'm bitchy. I'm supposed to be bitchy."
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