Playful Pun Enthusiasts Mugs

'I can't come out and play because I'm in 'Time-Out.' Although here at Grandma's it's more like 'Time-Out Lite.' '

"Talk nerdy to me."

baby sweetcorn...

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Puss in cement boots"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

A Club Sandwitch.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Tequila Mockingbird

"My guess it's guacamole."

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

Plum jam...

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

The best goalie in the world!

"Hair spray"

"Caption contest"

Yakety-Yak

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

"Will you still love me when I'm old and crinkled?"

A robot is in hospital, he has a card saying 'get welded soon.'

Buck Naked

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'