Poolside Pun Lover Prints

Bird at Birdbath

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Bankside

'Is the water cold?'

'Fancy a swift half?'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

Hands off my IP

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

Fisherman catches swimmer.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

Tentacle attacking diver.

Shark in the swimming pool.

Fish-losophy

Cutting round an igloo...

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

Swimming

Swimming with dad

Fish in school to other fish: 'I did well in marine biology today - it was an open-brook test.'

'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'

'Which is the deep end?'

"I told you not to get central heating."

'Get in the house now!'

A North pole dancer.

"Try splashing me now."

"She's my sole mate."

This fly is doing the backstroke

Polar bears separated by broken ice. One says: 'You must come over to ours for Boxing Day.'

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

Barnacles Rock Barnacles in the form of farm Barns.

'Uh-oh. They are out of ice and looking our way.'