Poolside Pun Enthusiast Prints

Safety Record: 452 Days without a Drowned Rat.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'Distracting the fish.'

Bankside

'Is the water cold?'

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

'... Yeah. That just means we aren't much good.'

Hands off my IP

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

Fisherman catches swimmer.

Shark in the swimming pool.

Fish-losophy

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Swimming

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

'That's three strikes. You're Out!'

Swimming with dad

Fish in school to other fish: 'I did well in marine biology today - it was an open-brook test.'

'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'

Alligator drinking Gatorade,

'Get in the house now!'

A North pole dancer.

"Try splashing me now."

This fly is doing the backstroke

Babe hits for the cycle.

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

"Just because you’re a right whale doesn’t mean you’re always right!"

Goodminton!

'Uh-oh. They are out of ice and looking our way.'

'Why are there fouls in soccer?' - 'Because there a ducks in cricket and birdies in golf.'

'And some sunshine.'

Barnacles Rock Barnacles in the form of farm Barns.