Fishy Pranksters Gifts

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Chicken soup for the sole.

Fishing from the Pier

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Back to the Holidays

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

Children in a Nursery.

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'How are they biting?'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

"So there's this big Mother...."

Hide and Seek

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

Modern animal communication

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."