Prank-loving Fishers Gifts

'Now hook him in the lip and give it a yank'

Fishing from the Pier

Fly fishing.

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'How are they biting?'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

'Catching flying fish!'

Fisherman with tiny catch

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

The Incomplete Angler

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

Fishing.

"Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard."

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

'What is he fishing for?'

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

Fishing from a Fish

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'

'HELLLLLP !!!'

The Margate Fish Thief

"That was a great idea to use tequila worms as bait!"

"Are you sure this is how you catch flying fish?"

'C'mon, we'll go to my secret fishing hole. Absolutely NO fishermen!'