Quirky Pool Enthusiast Gifts

Chick Billiard Ball

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'Distracting the fish.'

Bankside

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Cruise.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Swimming Champion.

The Interloper.

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Pool lovers

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

Mozart swimming.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .