Quirky Pool Owner Gifts

"You didn't think I'd build this expensive pool and not stock it, did you?"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'Distracting the fish.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"The pH level seems a little off."

Beware of the Lawn

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'Do we want this one parallel with the floor or the ceiling?'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

Chick Billiard Ball

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

Junk Mail Shredder.

Diving into a Fake Pool

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

"I decided to buy a tiny house."

"I attract all the crypts."

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

"I filled your pool with anitbacterial soap. It's just until the swine flu alert is over."

A women is testing her House to see if it's Pregnant with a 'Home Pregnancy Test' kit

"I love being my own boss, but I hate being my own employee."