Whimsical Aquarium Owner Gifts

Goldfish Owner.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

Another hot flash?

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

Shark Chum

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Fish Farm.

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Tom prepares for his hot date.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'I'm a Pisces.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.

'Honestly, I leave you alone for just a couple of minutes...'

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

Oddly familiar formation.

A fish wearing scuba gear.