Whimsical Fisherman Gifts

'If you really must know why you're here, it's because you told one-too-many lies about the size of those fish you caught.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

No Money

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

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Zombies love ice fishing

Worm eats the fish.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

Franken-Cat

A man fishing in a tree stump

The Incomplete Angler

Fly Fishing.

"Well this has been a waste of time. I haven't had a single bite all day."

Goldfish Owner.

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

Man and fish

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

'How did he do that?-I've been after that fish for the last twelve months!'

Man fishing of one side while fish laugh at him from the other side

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

Pirate using wooden leg to go fishing

Taking the bait.

Fisherman being dragged along water by fish.

"Are you sure this is how you catch flying fish?"