Comedic Fisherman Gifts

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

'Been waiting long?'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Now cut that out!'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

Fishing Holes

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: And spends a good deal of time in the water

No 2 Hook

Golf Ball in Nest.

The Incomplete Angler

'Call me crazy, Earl, but I get the feeling those ducks were expecting us!'

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

'I shouldn't be much longer, hon, I'm putting on the 18th green right now.'

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"

'Shall we forget the ball and start to look for the golf course?'

STRIP Old Caddy (colour)

Fishing.

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

Man fishing of one side while fish laugh at him from the other side

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

'How did he do that?-I've been after that fish for the last twelve months!'

'If you really must know why you're here, it's because you told one-too-many lies about the size of those fish you caught.'

"They're playing with food again."

Caveman's Clubs.

Pirate using wooden leg to go fishing

Fisherman catches boot, fish catches foot.