Comedic Anglers Gifts

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"You know very well what fish!"

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

'Catching flying fish!'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

No 2 Hook

The Wet Fly Fisherman: And spends a good deal of time in the water

No Fear.

'...a little higher and to the right.'

'What is he fishing for?'

'Quick!! Hand me the net.'

Fishing.

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

"Forget that ball caddie, there's another just like it up here that I can tap in...."

'Sail powered buggies, that's the future.'

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

Fishing from a Fish

Man trying to push fish towards fishing rod.

Fisherman catches boot, fish catches foot.

"Tell me again how you found this secret fishing hole?"

'There's nothing we can do, James. His license checks out, and you're well within the size limit.'

'What bait do you use for the old tires?'

"What's in it for the guy at the other end?"

"Are you sure this is how you catch flying fish?"

Fly fisherman catching frog

Machine Gun Hunting