Comedic Angler Musings Gifts

"What's in it for the guy at the other end?"

Fly fishing.

"You know very well what fish!"

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

Fishing in the aquarium.

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'Catching flying fish!'

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

No Fear.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: And spends a good deal of time in the water

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

No 2 Hook

Worm coming out from apple on hook.

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

Fishing.

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

Fishing from a Fish

'Sardines are the stupidest fish in the world. . . They lock themselves in tins and leaves the key on the outside.'

Fisherman catches boot, fish catches foot.

"Tell me again how you found this secret fishing hole?"

'There's nothing we can do, James. His license checks out, and you're well within the size limit.'

'What bait do you use for the old tires?'

"Are you sure this is how you catch flying fish?"

Fly fisherman catching frog

'C'mon, we'll go to my secret fishing hole. Absolutely NO fishermen!'

'Isn't this the same place that fished this summer and never caught a fish?'