Comedic Fishing Tales Gifts

Fishing.

Fishing Tales

Fly fishing.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Fish Story

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

Fishing in the aquarium.

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

'This should come out just right.'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

Fish Eye Tests.

The Creature from the Black Lagoon: Monster, Myth and sucker for a well tied fly.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: And spends a good deal of time in the water

No 2 Hook

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

"I mounted a beautiful fish and had a great meal too."

So how's that new Scotch tapeworm bait working out for you?

"Now that's a bird nest."

"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

'Sardines are the stupidest fish in the world. . . They lock themselves in tins and leaves the key on the outside.'

"Tell me again how you found this secret fishing hole?"

"What's in it for the guy at the other end?"

'C'mon, we'll go to my secret fishing hole. Absolutely NO fishermen!'

'Isn't this the same place that fished this summer and never caught a fish?'