Lover Of Funny Fishing Tales Gifts

So how's that new Scotch tapeworm bait working out for you?

The one that got away

Fishing Tales

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Fishing Holes

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

Fish Story

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Fishing in the aquarium.

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

'This should come out just right.'

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"... And that one I tickled to death."

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

'It's going to be hard to top that one.'

Fish Eye Tests.

'It also makes a great hat rack.'

Man holding a small fish but imagining a big catch.

'That fish sure was a fighter!'

Something Like Sport.

Fishing.

"I mounted a beautiful fish and had a great meal too."

'His bait got away.'

Fishermen with no catches are told that there were lots of fish caught a few days earlier