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So how's that new Scotch tapeworm bait working out for you?

The one that got away

Fishing Tales

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

Fish Story

Fishing Holes

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Fishing in the aquarium.

'This should come out just right.'

"... And that one I tickled to death."

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

The Creature from the Black Lagoon: Monster, Myth and sucker for a well tied fly.

'It's going to be hard to top that one.'

Fish Eye Tests.

Something Like Sport.

Man holding a small fish but imagining a big catch.

'It also makes a great hat rack.'

'That fish sure was a fighter!'

'...a little higher and to the right.'

'His bait got away.'

Fishermen with no catches are told that there were lots of fish caught a few days earlier