Fishing Tale Teller Pillows

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fishing Tales

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Always a bigger fish.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

I hate these flying fish

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

Fish Story

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

"He's allergic to pond water."

'This should come out just right.'

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

"... And that one I tickled to death."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'