Fish Tale Enthusiast Pillows

'I swear it was six-feet tall and at least two hundred pounds. I fought it for an hour and almost had it in the water when the line snapped!'

'Fooled! A Survivor's Story.'

Men and women perceive size differently, especially when describing the fish that got away.

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

The one that got away

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

'There goes Dewey again, talking about his supposed 'near-fillet' experience.'

The One that got Away

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

Fisherman snags his hook on his own trousers.

"Well, the hook in my mouth was this big"

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'Are you sure you didn't snag that fish, Harv- lt looks to small to take bait!'

Man holding a small fish but imagining a big catch.

'It's going to be hard to top that one.'

'See? — that's the big one I got away from.'

'I think I've got a bite!'

"Back up a little so I can get it all in but still misrepresent the size."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

The one that got away.

"My wife had the baby last night- it was this big."

"... And that one I tickled to death."

'...a little higher and to the right.'

'It also makes a great hat rack.'

Fish Story

'Mine is telling about how many he caught yesterday and yours is bragging about how the big one broke his line.'

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'His bait got away.'

Something Like Sport.

A voicemail would have worked better than a text. No, Ernie, I meant we're going "bass" fishing.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Always a bigger fish.