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"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

The one that got away

Fishing Tales

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Always a bigger fish.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

I hate these flying fish

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Fish Story

Making Things Pleasant.

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

"... And that one I tickled to death."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

'This should come out just right.'

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'