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Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fishing Tales

Fish talking about fisherman

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Always a bigger fish.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Fishing Contest

I hate these flying fish

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

Making Things Pleasant.

Fish Story

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Father imagining son with fish

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

Live Bait.

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

'This should come out just right.'

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

'Don't believe a word of it. He got me at the fish market.'

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'

'This is the one that thought he'd got away.'

"OK kids, I'll tell the story one more time..."

Fishing Stories

"We'll do well here... it's where all the fish who get away go."

'The fish course is off...no-one caught any!'

Woman bragging about her big fish, husband with small fish.

'Caught only one then?'