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Fishing Tales

'This should come out just right.'

"I mounted a beautiful fish and had a great meal too."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fish talking about fisherman

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Always a bigger fish.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

I hate these flying fish

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Fish Story

Father imagining son with fish

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

"... And that one I tickled to death."

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

"I'm not cooking that thing!"