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'What about all these fish stories?'

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

Making Things Pleasant.

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

River Report

Fisherman being dragged along water by fish.

Fishing Contest

'I want to complain about this net you sold me...'

Anglers Convention: flying fish heat.

Drunk man in the pub.

'Don't believe a word of it. He got me at the fish market.'

'Any luck?'

Always a bigger fish.

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fish talking about fisherman

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

There was something fishy about this jump,

I hate these flying fish

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Fish Story

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."