Fishing Storyteller Gifts

Fishing Tales

'This should come out just right.'

"I mounted a beautiful fish and had a great meal too."

The Creature from the Black Lagoon: Monster, Myth and sucker for a well tied fly.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fish talking about fisherman

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Always a bigger fish.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

I hate these flying fish

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Fish Story

Making Things Pleasant.

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Father imagining son with fish

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

"... And that one I tickled to death."

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

"I'm not cooking that thing!"