Fishing Tale Lover Gifts

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fishing Tales

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

There was something fishy about this jump,

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

Fish Story

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'This should come out just right.'

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

"... And that one I tickled to death."

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

'It's going to be hard to top that one.'

'That fish sure was a fighter!'

'It also makes a great hat rack.'

Something Like Sport.

Man holding a small fish but imagining a big catch.

Escaped Fish

"OK kids, I'll tell the story one more time..."