Fishing Tales Gifts

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

The one that got away

Fishing Tales

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

Father imagining son with fish

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Fish Story

Fishing in the aquarium.

"... And that one I tickled to death."

Live Bait.

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

'This should come out just right.'

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

Man holding a small fish but imagining a big catch.

"OK kids, I'll tell the story one more time..."

The Creature from the Black Lagoon: Monster, Myth and sucker for a well tied fly.

'This is the one that thought he'd got away.'