Fishing Tales Gifts

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fishing Tales

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Father imagining son with fish

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

Fish Story

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Fishing in the aquarium.

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'This should come out just right.'

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

Live Bait.

"... And that one I tickled to death."

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

Something Like Sport.

"OK kids, I'll tell the story one more time..."

'This is the one that thought he'd got away.'

'It also makes a great hat rack.'