Heavenly Fishing Tales Gifts

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

Fishing Tales

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

I hate these flying fish

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Fish Story

Fishing in the aquarium.

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

'This should come out just right.'

Live Bait.

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

The Creature from the Black Lagoon: Monster, Myth and sucker for a well tied fly.

"I mounted a beautiful fish and had a great meal too."

So how's that new Scotch tapeworm bait working out for you?

Fishing.

"Can you measure this one and see if it's a keeper, Dad?"

"Now that's a bird nest."

Mermaids

Armchair Sportsman

"Aren't you supposed to throw them back?"

'Be the fish, catch the fish, Jack.'