Collecting Fishing Tales Gifts

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fishing Tales

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."

Fish Story

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

Fishing in the aquarium.

"... And that one I tickled to death."

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

'This should come out just right.'

Live Bait.

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

'It's going to be hard to top that one.'

"OK kids, I'll tell the story one more time..."

'It also makes a great hat rack.'

The Creature from the Black Lagoon: Monster, Myth and sucker for a well tied fly.

Man holding a small fish but imagining a big catch.

Something Like Sport.

'The fish course is off...no-one caught any!'