Collecting Fishing Stories Gifts

Live Bait.

Fishing Tales

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

Father imagining son with fish

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Fish Story

Fishing in the aquarium.

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

'This should come out just right.'

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

Sooner or Later

'This is the one that thought he'd got away.'

The Creature from the Black Lagoon: Monster, Myth and sucker for a well tied fly.

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

"It's a 'Dear Long John' letter."

Woman bragging about her big fish, husband with small fish.

"I mounted a beautiful fish and had a great meal too."

'The fish course is off...no-one caught any!'

So how's that new Scotch tapeworm bait working out for you?

"Now that's a bird nest."

Liar's Club fish

Fishing.

Fishermen bragging - One has caught a diver

Armchair Sportsman

'What the... another one? Maybe we should move over to his side.'

'Sardines are the stupidest fish in the world. . . They lock themselves in tins and leaves the key on the outside.'