Collecting Fishing Stories Pillows

Live Bait.

Fishing Tales

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

Father imagining son with fish

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."

Fish Story

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Fishing in the aquarium.

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

'This should come out just right.'

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

Sooner or Later

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

'This is the one that thought he'd got away.'

"Now that's a bird nest."

Fishing.

So how's that new Scotch tapeworm bait working out for you?

Liar's Club fish

"I mounted a beautiful fish and had a great meal too."

Woman bragging about her big fish, husband with small fish.

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

"It's a 'Dear Long John' letter."

'The fish course is off...no-one caught any!'

Fishermen bragging - One has caught a diver

Armchair Sportsman

'What the... another one? Maybe we should move over to his side.'

'Sardines are the stupidest fish in the world. . . They lock themselves in tins and leaves the key on the outside.'