Storyteller About Failed Fishing Trips Pillows

'The fish course is off...no-one caught any!'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

'Are we there yet?'

Fishing Tales

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish talking about fisherman

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'It was this big. I swear'

"He's a keeper!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"I thought it was deeper here."