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'The fish course is off...no-one caught any!'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

Fishing Tales

'Are we there yet?'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"He's a keeper!"

'It was this big. I swear'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"I thought it was deeper here."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."