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'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

The one that got away

Fishing Tales

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Fish Story

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

Fishing in the aquarium.

Live Bait.

'This should come out just right.'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

"... And that one I tickled to death."

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

'It's going to be hard to top that one.'

'It also makes a great hat rack.'

Man holding a small fish but imagining a big catch.

"OK kids, I'll tell the story one more time..."

Something Like Sport.

"I mounted a beautiful fish and had a great meal too."

'The fish course is off...no-one caught any!'