Fishing Stories Pillows

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

Fish Story

Fishing Tales

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Father imagining son with fish

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Fishing in the aquarium.

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

Live Bait.

'This should come out just right.'

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

'This is the one that thought he'd got away.'

"OK kids, I'll tell the story one more time..."

Fishing.

"Now that's a bird nest."

So how's that new Scotch tapeworm bait working out for you?

"I mounted a beautiful fish and had a great meal too."

Liar's Club fish

"He's got an app that tells him how much he can exaggerate his fishing story based on your gullibility."

'Caught only one then?'

Woman bragging about her big fish, husband with small fish.

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

'The fish course is off...no-one caught any!'

Fishermen bragging - One has caught a diver

'Oh I got away alright, but you should have seen him telling his friends how big I was: Men are such liars!'

'Oh I got away alright, but you should have seen him telling his friends how big I was: Men are such liars!'

Armchair Sportsman

"Aren't you supposed to throw them back?"

'Be the fish, catch the fish, Jack.'