Comical Fishing Escapades Gifts

Fishing in the aquarium.

reincarnated worm...

Fly fishing.

Fishing Holes

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

'Catching flying fish!'

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Traveller's Luggage.

Fish bait and jail bait.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Fish Eye Tests.

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

Seafood Chum

Fishing.

So how's that new Scotch tapeworm bait working out for you?

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Putting on ice

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Happy Brexiters

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."

The Margate Fish Thief

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'

'Sardines are the stupidest fish in the world. . . They lock themselves in tins and leaves the key on the outside.'

'Robert went ice fishing. I told him it would be simpler to just buy ice at the grocery store.'

'Want a jar to put them in?'

'Teach a man to fish and you're looking at dumb lures for the rest of your life.'

"Are you sure this is how you catch flying fish?"