Comical Fishing Escapades T-Shirts

Fishing in the aquarium.

reincarnated worm...

Fly fishing.

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

Fishing Holes

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

Fish bait and jail bait.

'Catching flying fish!'

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Traveller's Luggage.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Fish Eye Tests.

So how's that new Scotch tapeworm bait working out for you?

Fishing.

Seafood Chum

Putting on ice

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'

'Sardines are the stupidest fish in the world. . . They lock themselves in tins and leaves the key on the outside.'

The Margate Fish Thief

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."

'Robert went ice fishing. I told him it would be simpler to just buy ice at the grocery store.'

'Want a jar to put them in?'

'Teach a man to fish and you're looking at dumb lures for the rest of your life.'

"Are you sure this is how you catch flying fish?"

'C'mon, we'll go to my secret fishing hole. Absolutely NO fishermen!'