Fishing For Laughs T-Shirts

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

reincarnated worm...

Fly fishing.

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

Fishing Holes

Fishing in the aquarium.

Fisherman with tiny catch

Traveller's Luggage.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Fish bait and jail bait.

'Catching flying fish!'

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Fish Eye Tests.

The Incomplete Angler

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

So how's that new Scotch tapeworm bait working out for you?

Fishing.

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Seafood Chum

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

The Margate Fish Thief

'Sardines are the stupidest fish in the world. . . They lock themselves in tins and leaves the key on the outside.'

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."

'Teach a man to fish and you're looking at dumb lures for the rest of your life.'

'Robert went ice fishing. I told him it would be simpler to just buy ice at the grocery store.'

'Want a jar to put them in?'

"Are you sure this is how you catch flying fish?"