Collecting Fishing Jokes T-Shirts

'Sardines are the stupidest fish in the world. . . They lock themselves in tins and leaves the key on the outside.'

Flyfishing for dummies.

Fly fishing.

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

Fishing Holes

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Fishing in the aquarium.

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

'Catching flying fish!'

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Fish Eye Tests.

The Incomplete Angler

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

Fishing.

Putting on ice

So how's that new Scotch tapeworm bait working out for you?

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'

"GO FISH!"

'Any luck?'

'C'mon, we'll go to my secret fishing hole. Absolutely NO fishermen!'

'Isn't this the same place that fished this summer and never caught a fish?'