Comedic Angler Gifts

Fisherman catches boot, fish catches foot.

Fly fisherman catching frog

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Fish don't like worms.

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Fishing Holes

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

No 2 Hook

The Wet Fly Fisherman: And spends a good deal of time in the water

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

A man fishing in a tree stump

'He really misses going fishing with his old friends.'

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

No Loitering.

Man fishing in a tin of fish

Eskimo ice fishing.

Arctic fishing

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'

Fishing from a Fish

What's the catch?