Comedic Angler Gifts

Fisherman catches boot, fish catches foot.

Fly fisherman catching frog

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Fish don't like worms.

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Fishing Holes

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

No 2 Hook

The Wet Fly Fisherman: And spends a good deal of time in the water

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

'He really misses going fishing with his old friends.'

A man fishing in a tree stump

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

No Loitering.

Arctic fishing

Eskimo ice fishing.

"What do you mean, 'Today's Wednesday?!' I thought today was 'Throwback Thursday!'"

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'

Fishing from a Fish