Comedy Anglers Gifts

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

reincarnated worm...

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Fish don't like worms.

"So that's why they are called Perch!"

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

"You know very well what fish!"

'It must be a milkfish.'

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

Hank's pull cord snaps on a hard start.

Fish bait and jail bait.

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Traveller's Luggage.

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'Catching flying fish!'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

No Fear.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

Fish Trophies: The One That Got Away.

Worm coming out from apple on hook.

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

'...a little higher and to the right.'

Fishing.

"What do you mean, 'Today's Wednesday?!' I thought today was 'Throwback Thursday!'"

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Seafood Chum

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'