Witty Anglers Gifts

No Fear.

"You know very well what fish!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Fish don't like worms.

"So that's why they are called Perch!"

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

'It must be a milkfish.'

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

'Catching flying fish!'

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'I'm going to like this lake.'

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

Worm coming out from apple on hook.

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

Fishing.

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

Man fishing of one side while fish laugh at him from the other side

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

What's the catch?

Fishing from a Fish

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'

Well that explains the steering problems I've been experiencing for the past two miles...

Fishing off a watering place. - Perhaps the jolliest thing in the world

'What bait do you use for the old tires?'

"Are you sure this is how you catch flying fish?"

'Isn't this the same place that fished this summer and never caught a fish?'