Witty Fisherman Gifts

Man fishing of one side while fish laugh at him from the other side

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

reincarnated worm...

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"You know very well what fish!"

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Zombies love ice fishing

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

Worm eats the fish.

Fish bait and jail bait.

Traveller's Luggage.

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

The Incomplete Angler

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

No Fear.

Seafood Chum

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

A man and a cloud fishing

'How did he do that?-I've been after that fish for the last twelve months!'

'If you really must know why you're here, it's because you told one-too-many lies about the size of those fish you caught.'

Pirate using wooden leg to go fishing

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."

'What bait do you use for the old tires?'