Funny Fisherman Gifts

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

reincarnated worm...

Fly fishing.

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

Worm eats the fish.

Fish bait and jail bait.

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Traveller's Luggage.

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

The Incomplete Angler

Fire Exit

"Well this has been a waste of time. I haven't had a single bite all day."

Putting on ice

Fly Fishing.

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Seafood Chum

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

Man fishing of one side while fish laugh at him from the other side

'How did he do that?-I've been after that fish for the last twelve months!'

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

'If you really must know why you're here, it's because you told one-too-many lies about the size of those fish you caught.'

"Don't worry, I'll have the shark off you before it does any real harm."

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."