Funny Fisher Gifts

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

Flyfishing for dummies.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Distracting the fish.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Worm eats the fish.

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

Man holding a small fish but imagining a big catch.

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

The Incomplete Angler

Fly Fishing.

"I don't know, how long can you tread water?"

"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."

'Did you catch all by yourself?'

Beard Fisher

"Off season fishing"

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

'Who ordered all this stuff from the fishing catalog?'

Fishing Catch Photos.

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

'If you really must know why you're here, it's because you told one-too-many lies about the size of those fish you caught.'

"Don't worry, I'll have the shark off you before it does any real harm."

Fisherman catches a 'No Fishing' sign.

'Now hook him in the lip and give it a yank'