Comical Fly Fisher Gifts

Flyfishing for dummies.

reincarnated worm...

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Fly fishing.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Do you mind if I mix a little business with pleasure and have a brief conversation with the waiter about the fly in my soup?

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

"Is really wet, here!"

'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'

Fish bait and jail bait.

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

Worm eats the fish.

Traveller's Luggage.

'Catching flying fish!'

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

The Incomplete Angler

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Did you double dip?

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

Flies prepare to duel with fly swatters.

Happy Brexiters

"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

Seafood Chum

'I fell in a bowl of soup yesterday, but luckily, I didn't get burnt: It was a Gazpacho...'

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Putting on ice

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

No, waiter, everything is not all right. There's a fly in my soup. Actually, I was asking the fly.

'There's no fly in my soup.'

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

"Hi! I'm on the hook."