Humorous Fisher Gifts

Worm eats the fish.

reincarnated worm...

Flyfishing for dummies.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Fly fishing.

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

Fishing Holes

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Traveller's Luggage.

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Fish bait and jail bait.

The Incomplete Angler

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Happy Brexiters

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

'Did you catch all by yourself?'

Seafood Chum

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Putting on ice

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

Fishing Catch Photos.

Man fishing of one side while fish laugh at him from the other side

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."