Fun-loving Fisher Gifts

Fisherman catches a 'No Fishing' sign.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Fish hunting for men.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fish snorkling above water.

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Preschool of Fish

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Guess who netted it.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Origins Of Evolution

Carp, per diem.

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'