Fun-loving Fisher Pillows

Fisherman catches a 'No Fishing' sign.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Fish hunting for men.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fish snorkling above water.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

A Preschool of Fish

Kids with Fish Balloons

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'Guess who netted it.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Carp, per diem.

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'